Be Careful What You Wish For…

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So yesterday, on his Facebook page, my cousin Travis said  “Rain Rain go away and come again another day!..Ready for spring and some fishing! : )”

Today, he said  “I dont think the rain heard me : ( ”

I had to remind him that today *IS* another day!  It’s all Travis’ fault!

 

Bakersfield Gets Special Attention From NOH8 (via Queer Bakersfield)

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I had been planning on attending this event, but it was prevented by my work schedule. I hope to make a photo shoot eventually, I’d really like to be in one of these!

Bakersfield Gets Special Attention From NOH8 The NOH8 Campaign paid special tribute to Bakersfield Pride on their website!  Check it out! … Read More

via Queer Bakersfield

Now all I need is an alter, and a sacrifice…

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Bless you, my son…

Yes, that’s really the way we bless things here…

… of course I’m sure.  I’m the High Priest!

Santa BOLO and Radio Silliness

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Sometimes we get to have some fun.  Here’s our annual BOLO (be on the lookout) for Santa.  People stay up till after midnight to hear this every year, and every year it’s a bit different.

Many hours later, after a typically busy night (yep, Christmas is non-stop running from one call to the next)(did you hear the phones ringing constantly in the background?) one of the units cleared a loud music call in a slightly different than usual manner…  so I responded in kind.

We were busy from 7pm till I left at 3am. And dispatch was short handed all night long.  It’s been a long, tiring shift, and I’m ready for bed!  Then I get to get up and do it all over again tonight.

South Valley Skeptics to hold first meeting! (via Tulare County Atheists)

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South Valley Skeptics to hold first meeting! From our friends at South Valley Skeptics: BIG NEWS!!!!  The first (that I know of) Visalia-area SKEPTICS IN THE PUB will be held at Jack and Charlie’s, 204 East Oak Avenue, Visalia–Monday, Dec. 27, 7 p.m. Come by, have an adult beverage or even something without alcohol, some noms, and let’s get skeptical!  Let me know if you can make it (skepinfo@verzon.net) and tell your skeptical friends! … Read More

via Tulare County Atheists

A Gift From My Sister, Some Years Ago

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My sister knows me too well!

It’s Really Not My Fault

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Lady, don’t be getting exasperated with me because YOU don’t know where you are!  You’re walking on a street in a town you’ve lived in for some time,  there are signs on the corners with the street names, and houses nearby with their numbers!  You should be bright enough to figure out where the hell you are if you can manage to work the damned cell phone!  And you’ve reproduced!  I can hear your kids whining and crying in the background because of the drama you’ve induced!

Yeah, call me back when you get to where you going, even though you don’t know the address of that residence, either!

I love my job.  Really.

Oh, she did call back.  Actually, the people at the house she was going to called, because the drama that started at the first place followed her over to the other place.  It took the cops to defuse the situation.

I love my job.  Really.

Some of the people I deal with…  not so much.  It’s job security, though.  Remember what I said?  She’s reproduced already.  Very likely ‘same song, second verse’ in a few years.

9-1-1…  what’s YOUR emergency??

 

 

 

Local network and IT solutions (via Queer Fresno)

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Local network and IT solutions This is Ted Freitas of Central Point Networks LLC.  They’re a local IT and network solutions provider and you can click the link below to check out their official business website!  🙂 … Read More

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I’m Calling It “Jesus”

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For about the past week or so, my computer has been sending little messages to my computer god Ted, saying it was having a bit of a problem.  He monitors my computers remotely, and started getting notices of an issue with one of the two hard drives.  Bad sectors, or corrupt thingamajigs, or some such highly technical geek talk that quickly outpaces my level of understanding.   (I know just enough about computers to either fix minor problems, or really screw them up big time!)

Anyway, he let me know one of my drives was probably dying, and that I had better do something about it.  I planned to check into the problem this weekend, once I was on days-off from work.  Of course, the computer decided not to wait.  The drive died early Friday morning, disappearing from the Hardware Devices page, and everywhere else you might expect to find it.

Crap!  All my blogging stuff was on that drive!  (Rule #1!  Back it all up on DVDs!)  While not the end of the world, it was a going to be a royal pain, since recovering all that data was going to take some work.  It’s all out there on the interweb thingy, but man…  that was going to eat up a lot of time and effort to track it all down and save it somewhere else.

So, Friday, it dies.  Then… IT’S A MIRACLE!  Sunday afternoon, it’s alive again!  Quick!  Blog files backed up to an external hard drive, then to a DVD.  Whew!  I think I have it all.

I’m calling it my Jesus drive.  It died, and on the third day it rose from the dead!  Hallelujah!

Now I’m waiting to see if it decides to ascend into heaven sometime in the near future.  It’s OK, it can go into the light if it wants, I’ve got what I wanted.   I’ve blessed it with copious amounts of my Holy Ministrations (yes, I can do that. I’m a High Priest. Really. Check it out here). Blessings of a non-denominational,  secular nature, of course.  Dry blessings, since electronics and Holy Water don’t get along.  Kind of like vampires and Holy Water.  Sort of.  Same kind of smoke ensues from both if you get them wet.  Not much in the way of screams, at least not from the computer.  Sparks, sometimes.  Not much fun to be around in either case, regardless.

If the ascension thing happens, Ill let you know.

JimmieJoe’s Xmas Wish List

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Remember, if you’re looking for the perfect gift for me this year, this is it:
Santa didn’t leave him under my tree last year…  maybe because I didn’t have a one??  Perhaps I should consider putting one up this time!

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