I was going to write a bit about going out in a tornado, but since I’m a Californian, I think I’ll change the focus a bit…
An earthquake has hit. There were a few fore-shocks, and the ground rumbled for a while, but now we’ve been hit with what may very well be “the big one”.
The ground has been shaking for a while now, but it seems like the violent movement has died down. A bit. The ground is still vibrating, the lights are still rocking back and forth, and the birds have not returned to their roosts just yet.
In steps the orange doofus and his team, saying “it’s OK to go back into your skyscraper, the worst is past and you’ll be OK”.
The seismologists say “waitaminute… the ground is still shaking, there is likely more to come, with serious aftershocks!”
Orange doofus and the team pooh-pooh the scientists and geologists, saying “they don’t know what they’re talking about. It’s perfectly safe!”
Who are *YOU*, my fellow Californians, going to believe?
It’s an easy choice for me.
One Nebraska, Two Nebraska
October 28, 2020
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… three Nebraska, four.
How many states of Nebraska in your country? Mine only has one, but the President of the United States thinks there are at least two.
“You know, we have to win both Nebraskas, you know that, right? You have two, you cut. We’re going to win both“.
Maybe it’s like “Stranger Things” – Real Nebraska, and UpsideDown Nebraska.
Or maybe it’s like Corinthians in the Bible – 1st and 2nd Nebraska. (Or, in Trumpspeak, “One Nebraska”, and “Two Nebraska”.) Okay, you’re right, with Trump it can’t have anything to do with the Bible.
Upper Nebraska and Lower Nebraska? East and West? North and South? Left and Right? Plains Nebraska and, well, More Plains Nebraska?
I wonder why the buses don’t run in Donald J. Trump’s Nebraska? How much you want to bet nobody from the Trump campaign paid the deposit?
Anyway, welcome to the newest state in the Union, Mystery Nebraska. It’s a shame you have to share your Representatives and Senators with Old Nebraska, but maybe Mitch McConnell will call the Senate back into session to deal with it. Don’t hold your breath, though.
Puerto Rico and Washington, D.C., sorry that Mystery Nebraska beat you to state-hood, but we still love you.
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