“Freedom of religion” doesn’t mean freedom from every religion but yours.
Is it *really* OK? Or just when it’s your religion?
August 23, 2015
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I’ve been here before, but I don’t know where I am
August 17, 2015
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The garage is finally getting cleared out (thanks, Travis!), and I found this book while looking through some boxes. I looked at it, wondering when I bought it, as it rang absolutely no bells.
“Maybe,” I thought, “someone beamed it into my garage at some point in the past, and I’m just now finding it. Or maybe I time-traveled back to leave it in this box because… something important is about to happen, and this book is the crux of a historical turning point, and I will use it to save the world! Or maybe it’s a glitch in the Matrix, and I should really worry about stern looking men in black suits, wearing earbugs and black sunglasses!”
Well, no, not really. But I really don’t recall when or where I purchased this book. It’s copyrighted 1991, so at some point after that date, at the earliest 1994, because my bookmark is from where I work, and I must have picked it up at B. Dalton or Waldenbooks.
I sat down last night, and started reading. I figured I’d remember the story, or at least find it familiar, as I’m pretty good about recognizing something I’ve already read.
Not happening this time.
It’s a collection of shorter stories, all set in the same “universe”, with the main character present in all the stories. It’s about a man from 1954 recruited to be a “time cop”, and keep history from being tampered with once time travel is invented in the distant future. The “time cops” recruit from up and down the timeline for suitable operatives, and the various stories in the book jump from a vacation base camp in the Pleistocene era, to millennia into the future.
The top marker is how far I’ve gotten since I picked the book up yesterday, and the bottom one is where I must have left off when I put the book in the box.
What I’m finding odd is that I don’t recall any of the stories I’ve read so far. Nothing is ringing a bell, and it’s like a new book for me. I usually remember things I’ve read, and it’s a bit strange to be completely blank with this one. I’m hoping I’ll remember it as I read more, but so far, nothing.
I’ve often compared my memory to an old hard drive. I’ve got everything up there, it just takes time to spin up and locate the data. I’m hoping that’s what’s happened here, and it’s just taking a long time to find the correct file. I’m hoping nothing got overwritten in the intervening years!
Time to jump back into the future/present/past, and see where I end up. I hope nobody screws up the timeline!
Attack of the goat people
August 9, 2015
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Image: Aaron Sims
In the big scheme of things, pygmy goats wouldn’t seem like a subject that would elicit a lot of controversy. They’re undoubtedly cute little animals, and videos of them are abundant on the Internet. The secret about pygmy goats, however, is that there are people who go full metal jacket against “city folk” (me, for one) that are against them being raised in backyards. Goats, no matter how “miniature” they might be, are livestock. They belong on farms. Backyards are not the places to raise them, no matter the reason you want them.
I dared speak my mind about the subject, and immediately became the subject of a crusade by the “goat people”.
JimmieJoe 
Friday night at 9-1-1
August 29, 2015
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9 1/2 hours on channel two Friday night. A full Moon. In August. At one point, 25 units on my channel. All it takes is one to decide to do a traffic stop, then suddenly ALL of them want to do traffic stops! Fights. Parties. Loud music. More fights. No barking dogs, oddly. Reckless drivers. Drunk drivers. A couple of wrecks. Several ambulance runs, one a 15 day old difficulty breathing, one 84 year old difficulty breathing. Shots heard. Child exchanges. Child exchanges that didn’t happen, and the other parent is pissed. Welfare checks because somebody on Facebook was fishing for attention and “seemed” suicidal. Abandoned cars. People pulled over on the side of the road and being “suspicious”…. as they talked on their cell phones for 20 minutes. Drunks staggering down the shoulder of the road. More loud music calls. Crappy radios… “it’s the heat” “it’s the cold” “it’s the fog” “it’s the rain” < reasons for crappy radio transmissions. Units chomping at the bits to join the CHP’s pursuit before it runs out of the county. It ran out of the county. Bar brawl, ambulance needed. Second ambulance needed. Laceration and “asthma” (panic) attack. Juvenile calling in and harassing the dispatchers. Vulgar. Threatening. Dozens of times. Not bright, we know who he is. Cookies in dispatch. Didn’t last long. Air unit doing patrol checks. Three at a time. Put him on one, take him off. Update city unit that keyed up immediately after. Put air unit on second patrol check, take him off. Respond to deputy doing a traffic stop. Put air unit on last check, take him off. Answer the 9-1-1 line, because everybody else in the room is already on a phone. Lucky, just a quick transfer to CHP, off the phone quick. More loud music. How come we never do anything about it?? I’ve called a bunch of times! No, I don’t want contact, just make them stop! Direct the young lady who has decided at 6:30 pm on a Friday that she’d like information on becoming a police officer to call back Monday during business hours to talk to somebody about it. Another party! I have to get up at 4am! Racing vehicles… give it to CHP. Send a deputy to assist CHP, because the car they stopped has a fight between a man and woman in progress. Burglar alarms sounding, owners will only respond if it’s an actual burglary. I just got home, and I was robbed! The tweeker is not sure what’s missing, but they’re sure something was taken. It’s Friday night, the teenager has been missing since Wednesday morning, but we better go ahead and report it now.
etc.
etc.
etc.
Man, I love my job!
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