… I’ll meet you at the rear entrance. Tell no one.
The One True Path
May 13, 2011
commentary, geek, Humor, Personal, Pictures Altar of Life, high priest, Pepsi, Temple of Earth 1 Comment
I’m an ordained High Priest. (Really, I am. Honest.)
This is one of my Altars of the One True Path.
It dispenses the Elixir of Life.
It is not necessary to bow down before it, it’s only a machine, after all.
All hail the Altar of The One True Path!
Now all I need is an alter, and a sacrifice…
December 27, 2010
Humor, Personal blessings, high priest, ordained, sacrifice 1 Comment
Bless you, my son…
Yes, that’s really the way we bless things here…
… of course I’m sure. I’m the High Priest!
I’m now an Ordained High Priest!
January 16, 2010
Humor, Personal high priest, minister, ordination, religious services, Temple of Earth 1 Comment
Yes, it’s true! I was ordained today in the Temple of Earth, as a High Priest.
Feel free to contact me for any Priestly services you may require.
Reasonable rates.
Cross posted at Queer Visalia and Tulare County Atheists.
JimmieJoe 
My third ordination
December 7, 2012
Jim Reeves commentary, Personal flying spaghetti monster, fsm, high priest, lgbt ceremonies, minister, pastafarians, rituals, Temple of Earth, universal life church 1 Comment
The actual certificate will be here in a week or two. This makes the third ordination I’ve received. The first was as a High Priest in The Temple of Earth, the second is a Minister in the Universal Life Church, and now as a Minister in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It would appear my spiritualism knows no bounds! If you need a non-traditional minister or High Priest for some ceremony, let me know. I work cheap. 😉
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