The guys at Andrew Christian are really enhancing my Facebook feed! If you ever hear I’ve had a heart attack, these kind of things are probably why…

Wit, Wisdom, and Whimsy. (your mileage may vary)
December 16, 2012
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The guys at Andrew Christian are really enhancing my Facebook feed! If you ever hear I’ve had a heart attack, these kind of things are probably why…

December 14, 2012
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December 8, 2012
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I have some wonderful friends. Last night three of them drove down from Fresno (well, only one of them actually drove, the other two just rode along) to pick me up for a dinner date here in Visalia. We went to Fugazzi’s, one of Visalia’s favorite bistro style restaurants. (It was packed!)
I tend to eat in places like Quiznos and Subway, so I seldom have occasion to dine at a fancier establishment. Fugazzi’s is comfortable, you don’t have to dress up, but nobody was in shorts and flip-flops. I did see a couple of tshirts with blue jeans, but most of us were dressed nicely. Black seemed to be the choice of the evening, with many men in black shirts and pants, and the women in black dresses. (Some of those men looked really hot in black!)
I ordered the salmon, and this is what they brought me:

I don’t recall getting a flower in my food before. Pretty, though, isn’t it?
December 7, 2012
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December 6, 2012
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The Deputies from the civil division were here today, and served the final eviction. They arrived about 3:30pm, and by 4pm he was out the door and down the street. I fully expected to see him back before very long, and sure enough, by 6:15pm there he was.
It appears he went to the nearest store and bought some beer, because he was very much more drunk when he came back than when he left. He tried for a good ten minutes to get his key to work in the lock, but that wasn’t happening, since I changed the lock immediately after he left. He plopped down in a chair on the porch and just sat there. I had told him as soon as he started messing with the lock that I had called the police, but that didn’t seem to impress upon him at all.
The Visalia Police arrived within a few minutes of my call, and were confronted with a drunk, uncooperative mess.
December 2, 2012
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I was roaming around the Internet recently, looking for information on Christmas trees for a potential blog post, when I ran across something I was totally not expecting.
According to the Encyclopædia Britannica, “The use of evergreen trees, wreaths, and garlands to symbolize eternal life was a custom of the ancient Egyptians, Chinese, and Hebrews. Tree worship was common among the pagan Europeans and survived their conversion to Christianity in the Scandinavian customs of decorating the house and barn with evergreens at the New Year to scare away the devil and of setting up a tree for the birds during Christmastime.”
Alternatively, it is identified with the “tree of paradise” of medieval mystery plays that were given on 24 December, the commemoration and name day of Adam and Eve in various countries. In such plays, a tree decorated with apples (to represent the forbidden fruit) and wafers (to represent the Eucharist and redemption) was used as a setting for the play. Like the Christmas crib, the Paradise tree was later placed in homes. The apples were replaced by round objects such as shiny red balls.
I hadn’t heard of the wreaths and garlands histories before, but what really caught my eye was the hanging of apples on the branches of the Christmas tree.
Official Training, and corruptive training
December 21, 2012
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Will photobombing Jim’s self portrait
So this week I was in the Bay area, specifically Pittsburg, California, for Dispatcher Training, as required by POST, to keep my certification current. Since Pittsburg is only a 45 minute BART ride from San Francisco, you can be sure we snuck off to see the sights, and tempt fate.
I did two things on this little excursion that I’ve never done before, and since this isn’t Las Vegas, this is (some of) the story! No names were changed to protect anyone… as my “about” says, the guilty are hung out to dry!
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