You know, it’s bad enough when you have to deal with the bad breath, the scorching, and the mess (what the HELL do they eat that comes out smelling THAT bad???)… but I SPECIFICALLY told them I was NOT going to play baby sitter to a brood of the little demons.
I explained the facts of life to them, even going as far as doing research so I wouldn’t steer them wrong, but it appears it was all for naught.
Oh, they gave me some lame excuses… you know the ones… about how it couldn’t happen while they were flying, or how it couldn’t happen their first time over a new continent, or how they just didn’t do such things! Yeah. Right.
So now I’m stuck. And it’s no fun, either. They won’t do as I say, they fly right in front of your face buzzing around like a giant mosquito, and a burp can end up burning the house down! The little bastards think they’re the gods of the universe, since they can fly and breathe fire! I try to take them down a notch now and then… I’ve told them it’s only methane, and it only works because there’s a venting error going on, but they’re having none of that.
The British accents on the big ones lend them an air of solemnity and wisdom, but I’m beginning to suspect it’s an affectation rather than an inborn trait. The little ones sound ridiculously squeaky, and it’s a hoot to listen to them try to sound dignified and wise… that’s just not going to work. Especially when they start calling each other names. Sibling rivalry runs rampant in this brood, as I suspect it does in all of them, and apparently ” fire proof ” is the vilest of invectives. It cracks me up every time they use it on each other… all I can hear is some little brat from London, after a hit from a helium balloon. (Don’t tell them… they’re still a bit sensitive about their voices. It’s something they’ll grow out of eventually, but you know kids… later might as well be forever)
The only thing that saves their little greenish backsides is that they’re so damned cute when they’re asleep! (Which supposedly only happens when they’re little. The big ones claim never to sleep. I don’t know whether to believe them or not.)
So yesterday, on his Facebook page, my cousin Travis said “Rain Rain go away and come again another day!..Ready for spring and some fishing! : )”
iPhone owners who use the alarm clock feature got a rude New Year’s surprise from Apple. Users who set a non-repeating alarm for January 1st or 2nd will be met with silence from their device. A glitch causes the phones to fail to alarm at the set time. Apple put out an announcement about the problem, but many users were unaware of the issue. Apple advises users to set a recurring alarm to cover January 1st or 2nd, and that the phone will resume expected operation January 3rd.
Both are actors and their random comments today made me smile.
Sometimes we get to have some fun. Here’s our annual BOLO (be on the lookout) for Santa. People stay up till after midnight to hear this every year, and every year it’s a bit different.
Can’t decide if you like the ’57 Belair, ’58 Impala, ’59 Chevy, or a ’07 Corvette? Now you don’t have to choose! You can have all of them rolled up into one modern salute to the classic cars of the past. n2a (No 2 Alike) presents a custom built car for those who love their classic Chevys. The limited edition vehicle will set you back a cool $135,000, but what a ride it would be. Check out more pictures after the jump. Don’t drool on your keyboard.
JimmieJoe / KC6YRU 
Possibly The Best “It Gets Better” Video Yet
January 16, 2011
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The audio is not safe for work, but otherwise you should crank it up. This is some good stuff!
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