Mr. Deity and the Science Advisor

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PZ Myers and Mr. Deity discuss plans for creation.  Love the banana bit!

Galactic Geek – NGC 4921

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Meet NGC 4921.  An odd spiral galaxy, located in the Coma Galaxy Cluster, at a distance of about 320 million light-years from Earth.

When the light that makes up this image first started on it’s trip to us, the dinosaurs were still in Earth’s future.

What’s interesting to me, though, is not so much the galaxy, as cool as it is.  It’s that almost every other speck of light in that image is also a galaxy!  And they’re even farther from us than 4921.  They’re millions and billions of light-years away,  and they are countless.

It’s pictures like this that make me wonder…  if we could magnify these images, and zoom into this galaxy, or the ones beyond, what would we see?  Would we see other beings looking back at us?  Or rather, looking at the Earth as it was 320 million years or more ago?  And if we could see them looking at our primeval Earth, what would they be like?  What would they look like?  And what became of them in the intervening time?  Are they still there?  Have others risen up to take their place?  Is there a vast stellar Federation, with ships plying the star lanes?  Factions and wars?  Beings evolved beyond anything we can imagine?

Or could it be only inanimate matter there?  Perhaps nobody looking over at our rather average spiral galaxy, wondering if anyone is home here?  I hope not.  I hope there was/is someone out there, looking back at us.  Maybe someday we’ll be able to say “hi, neighbor”, and have them say hello back.

This image is from an iPhone app, Star Walk, astronomy picture of the day.

Visalia Couple Do The “Impossible” – for 35 years (via Queer Visalia)

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Visalia Couple Do The "Impossible" - for 35 years One of the most common untruths, especially in the religiously fundamentalist worldview, and even among many in the gay community, is that homosexual men are unable to form long term, stable, loving relationships.  “Studies”, using information from 50 years ago (and concentrating only on men – apparently lesbians are invisible in these “studies”), are used to support the lie that gay men are emotionally damaged, fragile, and unable to love.  Well … Read More

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The Most Important Video You’ll Ever Watch

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OK, I exaggerate.  It may be only the third or fourth most important video you’ll ever watch.  But it’s up there, I’m sure.  How could it not?  I mean, come on, it’s even got a special announcement at the end, that you really won’t want to miss.  And of course it stars yours truly, so it has to be Oscar-worthy, right?

 

 

Mother Nature and Her Plants (via JimmieJoe.com)

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She’s Back! Mother Nature is making her annual appearance in my yard.

Mother Nature and Her Plants Mother Nature.  What a gal…  You’ve got to give her credit, she’s quite the industrious gardener.  Leave a plot of ground unattended for even a short time, and she’ll dive right in and start working.  Even our lawns aren’t spared her loving touch.  She must not really care for the carefully manicured, smooth expanses that most of us like in front of our homes.  It takes no time at all for her to start her ministrations,  tossing seeds hither an … Read More

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Naked Man Running…

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Sometimes things just come out on the radio…

This started out as a deputy checking out a car parked in a rural field.  The car took off, through the field, refusing to stop.  The driver decides to dump the car and run, and this is what we hear –

Turns out it was a couple of 16 year olds trying to have a bit of fun.  Our young man might want to consider a new girlfriend, however.    He’s running through the countryside naked,  she gave him up without batting an eyelash, and her folks had to come pick her up.  Not a good night for him.  He’ll have a hell of a story to tell his grandkids, though.

Here’s a little longer version, with the Lieutenant chiming in on what is going on –

 

The Most Dangerous Thing About Your iPhone

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The most dangerous thing about your iPhone isn’t the radiation.  It’s not the risk of being smacked in the nose for being a techno-snob because you just HAD to have the latest and greatest.  Not even the risk of letting your friends see just how they rank when you are busy texting someone else instead of talking to them!   No, the biggest danger of them all is this…

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This damned game, “words with friends” has taken over.  I won’t say everyone at work is playing it, that would imply we’re… they’re… not doing our…  their jobs, and that’s clearly not what’s going on.

Right now, as I write this, I should be in bed, zzzzzzzzzzzzz-ing to wake the band. But I’m not.  I’m playing this absurd game.  Notice the picture?  The blank tile could be an “a”, then all you would need is a “d” for… absurd!

Okay.  I’m going to put the phone down, and go to bed, any cute little chime tones indicating it’s my turn be damned!

BTW, my user name is “Coptalker”.  Feel free to start a game.  Warning, though… I keep odd hours.  If I don’t respond right off, it might be because I’m sleeping.  Like I should be right now.  Good night.

Newlyweds Billed For Announcement Never Published (via Queer Dallas)

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Newlyweds Billed For Announcement Never Published Meet Mark Reed-Walkup and Dante Walkup.  They’re the Dallas couple recently wed in a novel method, using Skype, the Internet, and an officiant located in Washington, D.C. After the wedding, Mark and Dante tried to get their wedding announcement printed in the Dallas Morning News.  The newspaper refused, sayi … Read More

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The things they ask us…

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21 year old Robert Michelson of Farmington, Connecticut called 9-1-1 to ask if he would get in trouble for having a marijuana plant.  The 9-1-1 call can be heard at KFSN TV ABC30’s website, here.

The answer was “yes”.  He has the right to remain silent.  He should have availed himself of that right before calling 9-1-1.  Apparently Robert is not one of the brighter lights of the Farmington area.

He might have gotten away with it, if he’d only used a pre-paid or basic model cell phone.  Those can’t be traced.  He used, apparently, his wired phone at home.  We know EXACTLY where those phones are…

Think of the dumbest question someone might ask a 9-1-1 operator (other than the one Robert asked), and I can assure you someone has already asked it of a dispatcher recently.  You’ve heard about the chicken nuggets lady, I’m sure.  Or the Whopper not done his way guy.  People will call about anything.  Most do not end up in jail.

The oddest thing I’ve been asked on 9-1-1?

“When is the fog going to be turned off?”

What’s YOUR emergency??

 

This is why I live in California

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My buddy Dennis is pastor of this church, in Payson, Illinois.

This is why I live in California.

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