Vice President Mike Pence gay??
While it would be a delicious rumor, that’s all it is. (as far as we know!)
Sadly (or not), this image isn’t Mike Pence in his secret gay youth. Turns out this is Brad Patton, a porn actor.
I never put much stock in the rumor that Mike Pence was secretly gay, but an image that popped up in my Facebook feed had me recalling it all again. It was deliciously ironic, or would have been, if Pence were actually gay and deeply closeted, and in self-loathing hell.
Yep, that’s Vice-President Mike Pence, and Olympic athlete from Tonga, Pita Taufatofua. Pita has made quite the stir with his shirtless, oiled-body appearances in the Olympics opening ceremonies, twice in a row. Of course, the humor is in the assumption that closeted Pence would get a selfie with the hunky Tongan, after his apparent overtures to gay Olympic skater Adam Rippon fell flat. Sadly, the picture is fake. The number two man in the Trump administration is the victim of fake news. Go figure.
Here’s the original selfie used to make the fake one with Pita. Someone did a decent photo-shopping to create the image (at least on a phone screen. The edit is a bit more noticeable on a computer monitor.)
So “Mother” (what Pence calls his wife. Reagan did the same thing. I always found that a bit creepy) can rest easy. Her hubby doesn’t have a secret hankerin’ for the man meat. That we know about, anyway. He’s certainly acted in the past like a deeply conflicted, self-loathing, closeted queen, however, so one can never be quite certain.
Maybe, as in the X Files… the truth is out there.
4 U.S. Code § 7
April 15, 2022
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While on a bike ride recently, I happened upon this monstrosity.
It should be pointed out that the flagpole in question does not belong to the house in the background. The house out-of-frame to the right is the owner.
4 U.S. Code § 7
(c)“No other flag or pennant should be placed above or, if on the same level, to the right of the flag of the United States of America,…”
https://www.military.com/flag-day/us-flag-code.html
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