The importance of being still



“Say, Pooh, why aren’t you busy?” I said.
“Because it’s a nice day,” said Pooh.
“Yes, but —”
“Why ruin it?” he said.
“But you could be doing something Important,” I said.
“I am, ” said Pooh.
“Oh? Doing what?”
“Listening,” he said.
“Listening to what?”
“To the birds. And that squirrel over there.”
“What are they saying?” I asked.
“That it’s a nice day,” said Pooh.
“But you know that already,” I said.
“Yes, but it’s always good to hear that somebody else thinks so, too,” he replied.

Noticing things right under your… feet

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I’ve been stepping on or over this for more than 18 years. I just noticed it had a face. I wonder if it’s quantum locked, and if it’s safe to blink.


What’s Real, and what’s imaginary? The Internet might not help

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This is just too cool.

The Blind Shall Not See (via Tulare County Atheists)

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The Blind Shall Not See The dam is about to break, the whole area is in danger.  The National Guard sends a truck around to evacuate the residents.  One man, let’s call him “Bob”, tells the Guardsmen he won’t leave, that “God will provide”.  The Guardsmen argue for a bit, telling Bob he needs to come with them, now.  The dam could break at any minute!  Bob refuses, and the would-be rescuers drive off to get to others before it’s too late. The dam breaks.  Water is risin … Read More

via Tulare County Atheists

We Get Calls


Actual call last night:  woman says “I’ve lost my memory, and can’t find it”.

She wasn’t talking about computer parts.

We sent a cop.

To Boldy Spoof Where Everyone Has Gone Before…

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Tip of the warp nacelles to Simon Pegg

I Hate It When I Get Squashed!

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