I’ve been stepping on or over this for more than 18 years. I just noticed it had a face. I wonder if it’s quantum locked, and if it’s safe to blink.
Noticing things right under your… feet
October 4, 2012
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What’s Real, and what’s imaginary? The Internet might not help
April 2, 2011
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This is just too cool.
The Blind Shall Not See (via Tulare County Atheists)
September 9, 2010
We Get Calls
July 21, 2010
9-1-1, Humor dispatch stories, funny 9-1-1 calls, Humor, mental health 2 Comments
Actual call last night: woman says “I’ve lost my memory, and can’t find it”.
She wasn’t talking about computer parts.
We sent a cop.
To Boldy Spoof Where Everyone Has Gone Before…
May 5, 2010
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Tip of the warp nacelles to Simon Pegg
I Hate It When I Get Squashed!
May 3, 2010
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iPhone Fun
May 1, 2010
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Have an iPhone? Here’s a fun way to waste a little time…
Download the Bing application from the App Store. Open it and press the microphone icon in the upper right hand portion of the screen. Now say any word or phrase, sit back, and wait to be amused.
I don’t think my phone speaks English! Some of the things it came up with had me in stitches… especially when I started saying things like “Visalia, California”. It got California, but it had no clue and wasn’t even close to “Visalia”.
Anyway, download Bing and have at it. Oh, and does anyone else find it odd that Bing has an app that was approved by Apple? Isn’t that a bit going over to the Dark Side-ish?
How the mighty do fall…
January 28, 2010
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After Arthur left on his quest for the Holy Grail, Merlin fell onto hard times…
Always listen to the expert…
January 26, 2010
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I TOLD Tarzan that WASN'T a vine...
The importance of being still
June 3, 2016
Jim Reeves commentary, Humor, Personal Humor, stillness, whimsy, Winnie the Pooh, wisdom 3 Comments
“Say, Pooh, why aren’t you busy?” I said.
“Because it’s a nice day,” said Pooh.
“Yes, but —”
“Why ruin it?” he said.
“But you could be doing something Important,” I said.
“I am, ” said Pooh.
“Oh? Doing what?”
“Listening,” he said.
“Listening to what?”
“To the birds. And that squirrel over there.”
“What are they saying?” I asked.
“That it’s a nice day,” said Pooh.
“But you know that already,” I said.
“Yes, but it’s always good to hear that somebody else thinks so, too,” he replied.
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