Why would anyone drink anything else?
Keep your Red Bulls, your Monsters, and your over-priced fancy coffees! This is the beverage the Universe came into existence to create.
The true Elixir of Life.
(Coke will do in a pinch, if there’s no Pepsi, but it’s a pale imitation of the true Elixir!)
This in response to a post on QueerFresno 9.0 about Nathan’s Starbux addiction!

The One True Path
May 13, 2011
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I’m an ordained High Priest. (Really, I am. Honest.)
This is one of my Altars of the One True Path.
It dispenses the Elixir of Life.
It is not necessary to bow down before it, it’s only a machine, after all.
All hail the Altar of The One True Path!
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