It’s not a matter of “if”, it’s a matter of “when”. If you wear one of these devices, you WILL ,at some point, say something you wished you hadn’t. And it will be heard by folks you’ll wish hadn’t. A Southwest pilot had that experience earlier this year. His unhappiness with the dating pool was broadcast across air traffic control frequencies when either his push to talk button got stuck, or he forgot to reconfigure his headset for intercom rather than radio. Whatever caused the mishap, he let loose to his co-pilot, expressing his frustration with the number of gay and older flight attendants. Apparently he can’t get laid unless the object of his affections is a young lady also wearing the Southwest blazer. Perhaps he needs to expand his horizons!
I’ve been caught a time or two by open microphones. Luckily, I don’t talk about my “dating” life at work!









“Obvious signs of death”
June 27, 2011
Jim Reeves 9-1-1, commentary English as a first language, news release, signs of death Leave a comment
Units were dispatched “for a body found in an abandoned vehicle… Upon the deputies arrival the body had obvious signs of death.”
Obvious signs of death.
Maybe they let McGruff write this one. Or maybe that’s being unfair to McGruff.
I really wish they’d run these things past someone who had at least a minor in English in college. A criminology degree apparently isn’t enough.
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