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Rebel Jim

December 28, 2011

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Guess what I did tonight??

Brand new (ish) sidewalk closed because someone can’t walk in heels (it wasn’t me!) without stepping off a perfectly good cement path!

I have no idea what they’re going to do.

It was originally put in so people could walk to the street without getting their shoes wet and slippery from the grass.

Sigh.

Rebel Jim. I walked on the sidewalk. Yeah, so arrest me.

God Speaks, JimmieJoe Cracks Up

December 21, 2011

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Oh, I love a good scientific joke. This is great! Thanks, God!

I could believe in Santa again…

December 15, 2011

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He could be my secret Santa any day. (Just needs to lose the cigar)

Vulcan Kittens

December 4, 2011

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George Takei says this image was taken at the Camp Kitteh-mer Accords.

Albert Didn’t Visit Us Last Night

November 22, 2011

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The Duty Officer has many responsibilities to tend to during his or her shift in dispatch. One of those duties is answering the intercoms posted at various doors to the building. Several times a night, the buzzer at one or the other of the doors will sound, with someone needing help. Almost without fail, they are looking for the jail. Posting signs at either intercom, indicating that each particular door is NOT the jail, and pointing out where one needs to go to find the jail, rarely produces the desired result. They still buzz, and are still looking for the jail. Last night, we had one that had me laughing harder than I have for a long time.

“BUUUZZZZZZ” (they love to hold down that call button)

Duty officer: “Can I help you?”

Gentlemen at the intercom: “Yes”.

…

White House: No aliens (that we know of)

November 7, 2011

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In response to online petitions at the White House website, the Obama Administration has formally responded to demands that the government “formally acknowledge an extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race.”

Not surprisingly, the official response is:

The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race. In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public’s eye.

Of course, that’s what they want you to believe! I mean, after all, what are they going to say? “Yeah, you got us! We admit it, Rosewell was a alien spaceship, and we’ve got the bodies in a morgue at Area 51.”

Next up, a petition to make them admit this petition was disinformation and a lie, too.

The Truth Is Out There.

Mulder! Run!

Cracking Jokes At Work – The Value of being out and proud

October 23, 2011

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Thursday night a couple of the ladies at work are chatting, alternating between being silly and serious, when the conversation turned to the relative size of their tushes. One, a rather slim one, was joking that she was going to have implants done to her bottom side. The other, a bit on the heavy side, said she’d like to have some removed. Then she offered hers to the first, saying she could spare some, and that then they’d be “butt buddies”.

I spoke up and said “you know, in my world, ‘butt buddies’ has a whole different meaning!”

It’s a good thing the radio traffic was dead right then, because neither one would have been able to transmit anything but laughter.

That humorous interlude would have been impossible if I were still in the closet. Just another reason to be out and proud. You don’t have to pass on fun word play!