Boy, the emails I get…

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From time to time, I get emails like this at MySpace.  It’s clear whoever is sending these kind of messages does not bother to read the profile of the recipients.

I’m rather certain I’m not interested, Catherine, sorry.

Hello My name is Catherine,
I am searching for my life long partner to share a Great Life of Love with; romance, long slow kisses, feeling very special, intimacy, spirituality,pleasurable communication,dancing, meeting of the minds,opening a door for him, flowers,traveling and other exciting interests and adventures, A GREAT LIFE of LOVE!I am one who strongly believes in respect and that without respect,you can experience true love and generate a healthy relationship.

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In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream

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…unless your microphone is open.

So, you’re an astronaut on the International Space Station.  You’ve got important work to perform.  You’re floating in the most expensive, complex, and technologically advanced tin can ever created.  You have the best hardware that your fellow rocket scientists can provide.  There’s just one problem…

You’re running Windows!

I was just tuning past NASA TV, and stopped to listen and watch for a few minutes.  A member of the station crew was talking to Houston’s Mission Control, and informed them of a computer problem.  One of the laptops in the Russian segment was giving her problems.  She read off the error message, and it was that dreaded “missing or corrupt” screen that silently mocks you to do anything about it.

Curse you, Bill Gates!

Ignorance Is Not Bliss, It’s Conspiratorial!

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Blame This Mad Scientist

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Isaac Asimov

Space Cadet.  To me, an honorific. I wear the label with pride.

This man, as much as any other, is to blame.

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Mad Scientists

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Yes, it’s true. There really ARE mad scientists!  This group is walking around, doing science (important stuff) on ice floes in the Arctic.  On ice. In the Arctic!

They’re mad, I tell you!  Mad!

Look at that…  bbrrrrrr!

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We Need Another Carl Sagan

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We Get Calls

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Actual call last night:  woman says “I’ve lost my memory, and can’t find it”.

She wasn’t talking about computer parts.

We sent a cop.

Apollo 11

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41 years ago.  Today.  I was watching it live on television, glued to the set.  Possibly the most exciting thing, the most promising, the most noble thing that ever happened in my life, before or since.  This one event will be the first thing remembered about our time centuries from now.  The wars, the changes, the technological advances…  all those will pale before these few days in 1969.

Watching it then, I expected Moon bases, space stations, and a mission to Mars by now.  The politics of the 60’s and 70’s ended those dreams before they were enacted, and the promise of my future off the planet was stillborn.  I’m still disgusted by the petty nonsense that ended those dreams, and replaced them with the chronically underfunded NASA programs that led to the Shuttle and International Space Station.  While the ISS is a good thing to have, and I’m glad we did it, it was done for the wrong reasons and in the wrong way.  The Space Station should have been a jumping off point for the Moon bases and Mars.  We’re doing a lot of good research there, and it’s important, but it’s not what I was expecting.

I should have been writing this blog from my apartment at Luna City, instead of my couch in Visalia.   Born too soon, I guess.

WALL-E, Legos, and too much free time!

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Palin as Shakespeare? Not even close!

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Keith Olberman had a great comeback:   “I’ve read Will Shakespeare. Ma’am, you’re no Will Shakespeare”

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