Maddow: Liz Cheney Says We’re All Al-Qaeda Now!

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Rachel Maddow

In a wonderful sendup of wingnut conspiracy satire, Rachel Maddow explains how we ALL are Al Qaeda! Bet you didn’t know you were a terrorist, did you??

The New Civil Rights Movement has a great clip from Maddow’s show.  I can’t post it here unfortunately, as WordPress doesn’t format the MSNBC video player. (or if it does, I can’t make it work!)  Check it out, here!

Another Republican Hypocrite Stumbles Out of His Closet

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Photo: Sacramento County Sheriff Dept/CBS

Another Republican hypocrite stumbles out of his closet…

CBS13’s report.

Roy Ashburn (R) of Bakersfield was arrested Wednesday morning for drunk driving.  Well, that’s pretty routine for the family values crowd.  They do love their booze.
The really interesting thing is the state Senator was pulled over after leaving Faces, a gay bar in Sacramento.  There was an unidentified male passenger, who was described only as “not identified as a lawmaker” in the Chevy Tahoe (way to go green, Roy) with Ashburn.  Reliably anti-gay in his Senate votes, Ashburn appears to be another “do as I say, not as I do” Republican.

You have the right to remain silent, Senator.  Too bad you didn’t take advantage of that a long time ago!
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Cross posted at QueerBakersfield.com and QueerVisalia.com

“Hi, Old Man!”

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Art Linkletter had a show on television way back in the “olden days”, when programs still announced “IN LIVING COLOR!”,  and he had a segment called “Children say the darnedest things”.   Parents would cringe when they’re little darlings answered Art’s questions with often embarrassing yet truthful little gems.  And in the era of live TV, what they said is what you got!

So today’s event is as follows:  I pull into the parking stall at my favorite Subway Sandwich Shop, and get out of the car.  Now, I’m no spring chicken, I know that, but it’s not like I groaned and struggled to get out of the car!  The car next to me had a young man sitting in the back seat, window down, bouncing around as only a 5 year old can.  As I got out of the car, he looked at me, smiled big, and almost yelled “Hi, old man!!”

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A Vow Of Poverty? It seems not…

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Tulare County Atheists.

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Important Check List

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9-1-1, It’s Not Just A Job, It’s A Mystery!

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1st mystery of 9-1-1: Why are you whispering??  Odds are very good “they” couldn’t hear you if you were screaming, and they’re probably too busy fighting with each other to notice you’ve left the room.  When I ask you to speak up, that doesn’t mean “speak even quieter!”  You called for help, but you’re on your cell phone, the signal is crappy, and they’re not designed to compensate for low voice levels.  You’re already in the same house, they’re going to know who called when the police show up, so whispering really doesn’t do anything to insure “they don’t know” you’re calling!   I can’t help you if I can’t hear you!  There’s no address information from a cell phone, and the location technology isn’t reliable.  Oh, I might know where you are, within a 1/2 mile or so, but if there’s anyone else there, or you’re in, say, an apartment complex…   well, you could be SOL.  Speak up!

2nd mystery of 9-1-1:  I understand you being upset that the neighbor’s music is loud, even inside your house.  I understand that you “can’t hear your own television” over the noise.  What I don’t understand is why you ask me “not to put it out over the radio, because they have a scanner”.  If YOU can’t hear YOUR television over the noise, how in the heck are THEY going to hear the scanner??  So, yes, the call is going out over the radio.  If they have a scanner that can outmuscle that powerful of a stereo, I WANT ONE!   And secondly, if they do manage to hear the scanner, and turn down the music before we get there, then your problem has been solved!  Either way, you win!

What Were They Thinking?

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OMG!  They killed Kenny! And stuffed him!

YOU BASTARDS!

How the mighty do fall…

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After Arthur left on his quest for the Holy Grail, Merlin fell onto hard times…

Always listen to the expert…

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