Tribbles Fight Back – If you won’t feed them, they’ll take the food!
September 2, 2010
geek, Humor Arm a tribble, star trek, Tribbles Leave a comment
The Bois Sing It: Show Me Your Peacock
August 30, 2010
Gay, Humor, video California Gays, music video parady, Show Me Your Peacock Leave a comment
Unless you work for a really cool boss, NSFW. But you’re not surfing the net on company time, anyway, so go for it!
It’s Not That Difficult… Really, It’s NOT!
August 23, 2010
commentary, Humor, Personal fast food, hamburger, no cheese Leave a comment
First it was the King. The ads got creepy, and I started having problems with my order. I left the kingdom for good after too many royal pains with my simple order. It’s about as simple as it comes: NO CHEESE. That’s it. The only simpler request is to just take the default preparation.
Friday Night, And The Living Is…
August 20, 2010
9-1-1, commentary, Humor, Personal 5150, 9-1-1, dispatch stories, Friday Leave a comment
It’s Friday! Last night was quiet most of the shift, not a whole lot going on. It will be interesting to see what happens tonight! It’s the end of the week, the beginning of the weekend, and it’s been hot. The perfect combination for nuttiness writ large.
This past week we’ve been dealing with a 5150. He’s been calling numerous times, threatening us with lawsuits and dire consequences if we don’t deal with his issue. (which involves NATIONAL SECURITY HARD DRIVES stolen from his home by other law enforcement agencies. The home he was evicted from. Very strange) My last interaction with him I told him we could not help him, and that if his issue involved NATIONAL SECURITY HARD DRIVES then he needed to call the FBI. He said he already called them, and I’m sure they were less sympathetic than we’ve been. Remember that line from MIB? “The FBI does not have a sense of humor that we’re aware of”. He would not stop his rant, so I finally hung up on him. He called right back and some other dispatcher dealt with him. He likes the women better, and she was able to sweet talk him into calming down.
Anyway, it’s Friday night, and it’s my Friday night! 10 hours and then the weekend begins again. I’m ready!
ZZZZZzzzz
August 7, 2010
Humor, Personal day sleeper, nap time, sleep 1 Comment
That looks like a good idea, Garfield! I think I’ll try that myself! See you all later in the day!
Well Damn
August 6, 2010
commentary, Humor, Personal blog entry, computer crash, error messages 1 Comment
Damned computers! I wrote out a great response, item by item, to this blog, and the damned servers on the other end crapped and “couldn’t handle my request”! The long reply was lost, and now I have to wait till tomorrow to try again, because it’s time to get ready to go to work! Grrrrr!
Update: hmmm, the link is dead now, and the blogger has taken down her post. Drat. No chance to write a world class rebuttal!
“Mr. Scott, I believe the transporter is out of adjustment”
August 1, 2010
Humor beam me up, Scotty, Spock, transporter 1 Comment
One Afternoon in Jellystone Park
July 29, 2010
Humor Boo Boo Bear, does a bear shit in the woods, Jellystone Park, Yogi Bear 1 Comment
Boo Boo waits patiently for Yogi to bring the pic-a-nic basket.
Meanwhile, Yogi takes care of some personal business…
Smarter than the average bear! But don’t tell Mr. Ranger… he gets upset about the whole bear pee-ing in the woods thing.
Boy, the emails I get…
July 26, 2010
commentary, Humor, Personal love letters, MySpace, read the profile, spam 2 Comments
From time to time, I get emails like this at MySpace. It’s clear whoever is sending these kind of messages does not bother to read the profile of the recipients.
I’m rather certain I’m not interested, Catherine, sorry.
Hello My name is Catherine,
I am searching for my life long partner to share a Great Life of Love with; romance, long slow kisses, feeling very special, intimacy, spirituality,pleasurable communication,dancing, meeting of the minds,opening a door for him, flowers,traveling and other exciting interests and adventures, A GREAT LIFE of LOVE!I am one who strongly believes in respect and that without respect,you can experience true love and generate a healthy relationship.
JimmieJoe / KC6YRU 
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife
September 3, 2010
Jim Reeves commentary, Humor, News, video hide your husband, hide your kids, Hide your wife, we're coming to get you, woman wakes up with stranger in her bed 1 Comment
A serious news story out of Ohio, but you can’t help but be amused by it. Then watch what was done with the interview! This is some funny sh.. uh… stuff.
Now see what’s been done with that interview!
Tip ‘o the scarf to A.J. McNasty at QueerVisalia.com
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