It’s been a while, so it’s probably time for a dragon update. As you’ll recall, I introduced you to my (secret, don’t tell anyone) brood back in 2011, and reported on the chaos that erupted when they thought there were going to be rainbow dragons at Pride Visalia 2018.
Well, they’re now nine (going on ten, as they are quick to remind me) and getting near to dragon puberty. The older ones, who fly in from time to time to check on us, assure me it gets easier as they get older, but I’m not sure I believe them.
Over the years, I’ve had to enlarge the basement several times to accommodate the weyr, and if the neighbors ever dig deep on their lots we could be in trouble. So far, so good, though.
The biggest problem, of course, other than the fire-breathing, is letting them out for exercise. It’s problematic, having dragons flying around Visalia late at night. Most adult humans are oblivious, no doubt because they know that dragons aren’t real. They seldom look up at the sky anymore, anyway. Kids, though, are something else. They’re always looking at the sky, and spot the group fairly frequently. Fortunately, when they squeal and yell out, “Mommy! Daddy! Dragons!”, they usually get a distracted “that’s nice, dear”. As more and more kids get a cell phone, which have ever-increasingly sophisticated cameras, it’s only a matter of time before someone gets a decent picture of the group, led by Draco, soaring above town. (He’s quite fond of downtown. If you see a gargoyle sitting on the edge of a downtown building that you don’t remember seeing before, that’s probably him. Ignore him. You’ll feed an already inflated ego if you don’t. I don’t need that. He’s always been the most insufferable of the group, please don’t make it worse! The others tend to hide in trees. They’re still a bit shy in public.) I’m hoping dismissing it as a photoshop will be enough to keep people guessing. After all, we’re still waiting for a definitive photograph of Sasquatch, right?
The voices are still London-boys-after-helium-hits squeaky, although not quite as bad as when they were very small. The sibling rivalry is still there, perhaps not as dire as it once was, but it may be the calm before the puberty storm. They still think they sound wise and venerable, but we won’t tell them that doesn’t really happen until *after* puberty. Can you imagine them trying to insult each other as their voices crack? It’s going to be difficult to stifle my amusement.
And hormones. Oh dear… dragon hormones. The old ones refuse to tell me what to expect with that, and Google doesn’t seem to know, either. I’m not sure if teen-aged dragons can do eye rolls, but I bet they come up with something just as annoying.
The brood is mostly under control, and they haven’t burned down my house, or ate any of the neighborhood cats (as far as I know). I’m a bit concerned about the availability of Dragon Chow, however. With this Coronavirus thing going on, delivery might be an issue. I’m assured supplies are adequate, and I have plenty for now (they only sell in bulk anyway), so we should be good. Thank goodness dragons are immune to human diseases!
So that’s the update. They are currently back in the basement, sleeping quietly, and no doubt dreaming dragon dreams of valor and adventure. I had to turn off the TV a little while ago, as they fell asleep watching another movie about a dragon who saves the kingdoms of the world from evil.
Sleep well, my little heroes.
Dragon update 2026
June 29, 2026
Jim Reeves commentary, Humor, Personal dragon tales, dragons, Dragons in Visalia, weyr Leave a comment
Did you know I raise dragons? Crazy, huh? I’ve talked about them before, in previous blogs. “Here Be Dragons“, “Rainbow Dragons at Pride Visalia?“, and “Dragon Update“. Check them out.
The issue with them today is food costs. Yikes! The Purina Dragon Chow I usually get them has jumped in price. I buy in bulk, so it’s been a while since my last order, and had a bit of a sticker shock moment when I went to reorder. These lizards are getting expensive! (I at least cut down on home repair costs by moving them to a stone building. No more scorched basement beams, or crispy wall coverings!)
But, they are cute as hell, and I can’t really let them go foraging among the stray dogs and cats in the city, now can I? The occasional opossum or gopher isn’t really a big thing overall, but they don’t seem to be able to smell skunk, and when they bring one of those home, it’s… well, it’s not fun. And yes, I do let them out once in a while to stretch their wings. Even though the underground lair is quite expansive, it’s still not enough to let them really get some exercise in. Good thing they’re as nocturnal as I am! It wouldn’t do to have them seen flying around in broad daylight, now would it?
They are miffed, I must say, to hear about the Visalia City Council gutting the oak tree ordinance. Some of those very old trees make great perches from which to survey their domains. So far, I’ve been able to deflect them from plotting revenge, but as more trees disappear, it might become difficult. I’m thinking I’ll blame the King, as they’re quite enamored with the entire royalty thing, and might see it as his divine right. We’ll see.
I guess I better get my order in, before prices go even higher.
I wonder if Amazon carries Dragon Chow?
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