
… three Nebraska, four.
How many states of Nebraska in your country? Mine only has one, but the President of the United States thinks there are at least two.
“You know, we have to win both Nebraskas, you know that, right? You have two, you cut. We’re going to win both“.
Maybe it’s like “Stranger Things” – Real Nebraska, and UpsideDown Nebraska.
Or maybe it’s like Corinthians in the Bible – 1st and 2nd Nebraska. (Or, in Trumpspeak, “One Nebraska”, and “Two Nebraska”.) Okay, you’re right, with Trump it can’t have anything to do with the Bible.
Upper Nebraska and Lower Nebraska? East and West? North and South? Left and Right? Plains Nebraska and, well, More Plains Nebraska?
I wonder why the buses don’t run in Donald J. Trump’s Nebraska? How much you want to bet nobody from the Trump campaign paid the deposit?
Anyway, welcome to the newest state in the Union, Mystery Nebraska. It’s a shame you have to share your Representatives and Senators with Old Nebraska, but maybe Mitch McConnell will call the Senate back into session to deal with it. Don’t hold your breath, though.
Puerto Rico and Washington, D.C., sorry that Mystery Nebraska beat you to state-hood, but we still love you.
Historic Day in the Presidency
January 13, 2021
Jim Reeves commentary impeachment, sedition, traitor, Trump Leave a comment
Donald J. Trump can lay claim to a historic first.
No President before him has accomplished what he did today.
Today, he becomes the first President of the United States to have been impeached twice.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. (Don’t parse that too much, Donny. If you figure it out you won’t like it.)
Congratulations. You’ve set the bar at a level no one will (hopefully) reach again.
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