These are real toys.  Either someone wasn’t thinking, or was and didn’t give a damn!

Holy Hard-on, Batman!

Check out where you refill him.

These things are so bad they’re hilarious!

I am what I am, and that’s all what I am.  It’s Fleet Week!

Hey, Donald, are you glad to see me, or is that a trigger in your pants?

And another butt plug.

But the topper has to be this Transformer knock off…

Now THIS guy really IS glad to see me!

I think this toy transforms into another water pistol, but I’m not really sure.

Here’s where I found all this zaniness.

UPDATE:

Zander found this video, so I had to add it here!

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