Peter LaBarbera, a busybody twit whose goal in life is  “exposing and countering the homosexual activist agenda”, Tweeted the message above, after JC_Christian tweaked his nose about the pending Rapture, due on May 21.

Mr. LaBarbera clearly has no clue about chaps, what they are, and who actually invented them.  For clarification, here’s what “assless” chaps really are:

Clearly, the cowboy movement, a hotbed of twisted perversion, has no justifiable reason for wearing assless chaps other than to allow other cowboys to sodomize them.

There are, of course, some variations on chaps…

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