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“Knocking on people’s doors and leaving the area”.

That was the ‘reason’ Porterville Police Department entered into the Flock Automated License Plate Reader system for three searches in late July and early August, 2026. Each time, they searched over 700 networks.

On July 29, 2026, they checked the system twice, for a ‘487’ (grand theft). Both times, they checked 1 network.

On August 19, 2026, they checked 710 networks for “RED TOYOTA CAMRY”.

Ding dong dash, over 700 networks. (fast runners? Fast and Furious ready to pick them up and flee the state? The long way?)

Grand theft, 1 network. (Too much to carry out of town?)

How many Red Toyota Camrys do you suspect are in those 710 networks?

I wonder if Arte Johnson’s character Wolfgang would say “verrrry interesting… but shtupid!”?