At least she didn’t call 9-1-1….
But she did call the Sheriff’s Office because her roommate told her she couldn’t put a towel on the floor while she took a shower. They actually got into a heated argument about it, to the point where shower girl called the cops! The other half fled before the Deputy arrived, so not much got resolved. We don’t even know if towel girl got to take her shower, bare floor or not.