Donald J. Trump can lay claim to a historic first.

No President before him has accomplished what he did today.

Today, he becomes the first President of the United States to have been impeached twice.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. (Don’t parse that too much, Donny. If you figure it out you won’t like it.)

Congratulations. You’ve set the bar at a level no one will (hopefully) reach again.