Y'all are in a heap 'O trouble, boy!

It really annoys me to see stuff like this.  I mean, really, it’s just embarrassing.

A press release at our agency’s website reads:

Deputies conducted a traffic stop on an unoccupied vehicle

I’m pretty sure you can’t conduct a traffic stop on an unoccupied vehicle.  Unless that whole Transformers thing was actually a documentary, and not science fiction,  there’s just no way to make that work.

I don’t understand why we let things like that get out.  Just how do you stop an unoccupied vehicle?