Wit, Wisdom, and Whimsy. (your mileage may vary)
June 3, 2013
commentary, Gay gay pride proclamation, LGBT Pride month, lgbt proclamation, visalia 2 Comments
For the second year in a row, the Visalia City Council proclaims June as LGBT Pride Month in Visalia. For our very conservative community, this is a big deal!..I’ll be putting up more pictures as I steal them from various Facebook posts, and once Mary and Herm get their shots to me I’ll have some professional style pictures to show off! For now, these…
May 20, 2013
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The Facebook messages have already started. As Oklahoma digs out of the destruction caused by tornados, well-minded people have started reminding each other to “pray for Oklahoma”. I can’t think of anything more useless. Praying obviously had no effect on the path or strength of the tornados, and if they did, I’d still have a serious problem with the deity in charge of such things. A much more useful idea, and one guaranteed to help, would be to donate to recognized charities responding to the area. Cash donations are what serves those agencies best, allowing them to respond in the most efficient manner possible.
You can talk to yourself all you want (praying), but that won’t do anything but let you think you’ve done your part to help. You haven’t. If you really think “God” responds to your prayers, you still have, or more precisely “God” has, a lot of explaining to do about the whole process.
Don’t pray. Act.
May 19, 2013
commentary, Gay, Personal dad/son, gay boi, sexting, social applications, social apps, sugar daddy 2 Comments
I’ve never understood the attraction for an older man that some young gay men have. That may be because I’ve never felt attracted to men older than myself, but there are many young gay men that do go after men twice their age, or even older. They’re looking for “daddies”, and they can be quite determined about it. (“Daddie” here refers to an age bracket and/or an age difference between the men, not any kind of incestuous relationship) From time to time, I’ll receive messages through various media from younger men who want to chat. Usually they are short conversations, as many of these gay bois are looking for a “sugar daddy”, and I neither desire nor can I afford to be anyone’s ATM card. (maybe if I had won that $600 million Powerball draw last night….
May 18, 2013
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I just got home from seeing the latest Star Trek movie, Star Trek Into Darkness. I don’t know where to begin on this one, it’s all over the place.
It’s a huge, bright, fast, funny, dramatic, incredibly well done technical marvel of a movie. There were some incredibly unbelievable ball-drops as well, however! Some things where I get the feeling somebody high-up decided they didn’t have to solve that problem, or have things make sense, because 80% of the audience they’re shooting for wouldn’t know the difference anyway!
I watched it in 3D, and it was very impressive. The depth and realism had me at points startling at things suddenly in my face. The more than 2 hours flew by, and I’ll be going to see it again.
If you haven’t seen it yet, and [SPOILERS!] want to avoid knowing plot points in advance [SPOILERS!], stop here, and go see the movie. Then come back later and tell me what you thought of it.
May 8, 2013
9-1-1, commentary 9-1-1, 911, 911 calls, Amanda Berry, Charles Ramsey, Cleveland kidnap victims escape, dispatch, rude dispatcher 3 Comments
Should 9-1-1 operators kiss your ass, or save it?
Recent news coverage of the escape of three women from a decade long imprisonment, after their kidnappings as teens, has many people commenting on a perceived lack of empathy or concern for the victims on the part of the 9-1-1 operators in Cleveland, Ohio. Most of the criticism is unwarranted.
Amanda Berry, the woman who escaped from the house, can be heard calling 9-1-1, here. The call by the man who assisted her, Charles Ramsey, can be heard here. Go listen, then come back and let me give you my take on the calls.
Ok, back? Before we begin, a reminder: I’m a 9-1-1 dispatcher. I’ve been employed in this position by a county Sheriff’s Department in Central California since July of 1994. Which county is not germain, as this commentary is my personal opinion, and does not necessarily reflect the opinions of that agency.
That said, now it’s time to decide – should the 9-1-1 operator kiss your ass, or save it?
May 5, 2013
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I get a blast out of following Wil Wheaton on Twitter.
April 27, 2013
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In the 40′s, it was the Nazis. In the 50′s, it was the Communists. In the 60′s, it was the hippies. In the 70′s, it was the Nixon administration. Something is always just about to come over the hill, or around the corner, and destroy “THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE!!” (trademark, copyright 1776)
We’ve had an endless onslaught of nonsense from the doomsayers for more than 70 years. (truth be told, for a lot longer than that) The past 5 years have been incredibly dense with “Chicken Littles”, however. We’ve had the ‘death panels’. Birth certificates. The power of a father seen only a few times in a lifetime over the mind of a man elected President. ”He’s a socialist!” “He’s a communist!” ”He’s gay, and gay married!” ”IT’S THE END OF OUR WAY OF LIFE!!!!”
Facebook is now seeing the latest round of nonsense, that combines more hysteria and the fear of “big government!”. (No, not the big government that wants to tell you what to do with your body, or who you can marry, the OTHER big government.) Today’s breathless end-of-our-lives-as-we-have-known-them claims? Chips!
April 12, 2013
9-1-1, commentary, Personal 9-1-1 dispatcher stories, 9-1-1 stories, cop voice, dispatcher voice, idiot callers 4 Comments
I don’t often order people around on 9-1-1 calls. It’s not my place to tell them what to do, or how to behave. My job is simply to gather information, and dispatch the appropriate equipment and people to deal with their emergency. This morning a 9-1-1 call came in that tossed all my training right out the window. I had to use my “cop voice”, and order someone (and it took several times) to do something. I really don’t recall the last time I’ve done that.
This morning’s call, however, had me in full “get your ass back home right now!” mode.
April 6, 2013
9-1-1, commentary, Humor 9-1-1 dispatch stories, chicken fighting, cock fighting, cock hunting 2 Comments
“9-1-1, what’s your emergency?” (just before midnight)
“My chicken got loose and it’s in my neighbor’s back yard. Can I go back there and get it? Nobody’s answering the door.”
I convinced him it would be a bad idea to go into his neighbor’s back yard at midnight, trying to capture his chicken. He claimed it was his livelihood, but I’m figuring it’s not some remarkable stud animal. I told him I’d send a deputy to speak to him about his options (I was glad I wouldn’t be the one actually dispatching the call…. ”see the man about a chicken”), but he declined, as he said he’d been drinking a fair amount, and didn’t want to speak to a cop.
A few minutes later, the neighbor calls 9-1-1, reporting a strange man beating on his front door, looking for a chicken!
By the time we did dispatch a deputy to check the area, the man out looking for his unleashed cock had gone home, the neighbor went back to bed, and I have no idea what happened to the bird.
Another night in the life of a 9-1-1 dispatch center in the heart of ag country.
“9-1-1, what’s YOUR emergency?? “
A Tale of Two Cities
June 5, 2013
Jim Reeves commentary, Gay, News, Personal city council meeting hostile to lgbt community, LGBT, porterville, Porterville city council issues lgbt pride month proclamation, visalia 2 Comments
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…”
A Tale of Two Cities, by Charles Dickens
What a difference a day makes! On Monday, June 3, 2013, the City of Visalia‘s City Council issued it’s second LGBT Pride Month Proclamation. On Tuesday, June 4th, the City of Porterville issued it’s first. The two events could not have been more different.
Both cities provide online applications for proclamations, with instructions on how to turn them into the city. Such requests are routinely handled by cities across the country, and are ways for cities to recognize citizens and groups. Here’s Porterville’s “Request a Proclamation” page.
Visalia’s proclamation resulted in applause and friendly chatter in a standing room only crowd that overflowed into the hallway. This year’s proclamation went mostly unnoticed by the greater community in Visalia. Last year it provoked some media coverage and talk-radio interviews with the Mayor of Visalia, Amy Shuklian. Porterville’s proclamation, in a meeting room at least twice the size of Visalia’s, also with standing room only and overflow into the hall, resulted in boos, catcalls, the arrest of a anti-gay protestor, and at least two calls for the death penalty for homosexuals.
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